Etiquette by Isaac: The Proper Way to Eat Popcorn

Now, some people think it's all right to just dig into a bowl of popcorn and cram it into their mouths by the fistful. But Isaac knows that a little more decorum is required when consuming such a delectable treat. He'd like to illustrate for you the proper way to eat popcorn.

 First, you need to spread it out on the ground.

 Then you must choose the proper eating tool.

 Then you may commence your repast.

 Be sure to carry yourself with the proper posture.

 Elbows up.

 Use of a second hand may be required on occasion.

 This is the only way to truly enjoy popcorn.

This has been your etiquette lesson, by Isaac.